Critters!!

I am so tired of all of the critters that my house seems to attract!  I mean seriously it is a magnet for all things creepy crawly!  The list includes but is subject to be added to: lizards (the favorite), snakes (we're up to about 8 now 2 of which were actually in the house), birds, frogs, palmetto bugs (otherwise known as roaches in my book), mice (thankfully only in the garage), spiders, and ants oh my!  And don't you know these critters never decide to come for a visit when my husband is home so he can do the dirty work!  Oh no, we can't have that.  I guess maybe they think I am lonely and need some company or something to do, not sure, but trust me when I say I have plenty to keep me busy!  I can handle just about all of the above mentioned except the snakes!  I don't appreciate them making themselves at home IN my home or IN my garage!  In fact it wouldn't hurt my feelings at all if I never saw another one again for as long as I live!  I promise you too that once the hubs gets home, we won't see another thing in this house, leading him to believe that I make all this up!  Because that's the way they roll- these unwanted house guest of mine and mine alone it seems.  Cooler weather cannot get here soon enough as far as I am concerned! Bring it on so these critters can go hide for awhile.